Having made a truce in the house Chris moved unsuspectingly into the garden until in the words of Hermes....'I bludgeoned him with a teddy in the garden while he was checking his washing hadn't blown off. It was ace.'
That's one kill I would have loved to have seen.
This sets up a final between - Rob Tidy and Jake Thirkell with a free choice of weapon!
Enjoy, and make it good.
Friday 5 October 2007
Tuesday 2 October 2007
Quetzecoatl Speaks
After hearing the account of Vickie's devastation in defeat let us glory in in Quetzecoatl's account of victory.
'I killed Vickie with great Spartan finesse today. I carved a sword in the forges of Hephaestus from mithril found in the mines of Moria, with King Arthur's sword, which I found in excalibur in the Hall of the Mountain King . . . Ok, it was in my room, from a shoe-box with a vegetable knife that I found in my kitchen. Anyway - the battle cry was genuine, it put fear into the heart of Vickie, and then she expired with a scream - Muahahaha.'
'P.S. It was in my house, and then I found out she had brought cup-cakes - oh well, to the victor the spoils.'
'I killed Vickie with great Spartan finesse today. I carved a sword in the forges of Hephaestus from mithril found in the mines of Moria, with King Arthur's sword, which I found in excalibur in the Hall of the Mountain King . . . Ok, it was in my room, from a shoe-box with a vegetable knife that I found in my kitchen. Anyway - the battle cry was genuine, it put fear into the heart of Vickie, and then she expired with a scream - Muahahaha.'
'P.S. It was in my house, and then I found out she had brought cup-cakes - oh well, to the victor the spoils.'
Monday 1 October 2007
It's been a blood bath!
When all thought the days activities were over and lulled into a false sense of security an assassin strikes again. The reincarnated Vickie Scott, now a member of the police force, recounts: 'While I was innocently delivering cupcakes to his house, Quetzecoatl killed me with a cardboard sword. He also headbutted my nose, which hurt. I managed not to cry, but it was a close thing.'
Head butting a girl in the nose.....I'm half tempted to put him on the wanted list. This is supposed to be a game that doesn't rely on physical force. But, if you really feel you need it to take down our dear Vickie then I think the mocking your due is punishment enough.
Head butting a girl in the nose.....I'm half tempted to put him on the wanted list. This is supposed to be a game that doesn't rely on physical force. But, if you really feel you need it to take down our dear Vickie then I think the mocking your due is punishment enough.
Poisoned toiletries
Pollination Technician #4 strikes - clearly in the aim to gain promotion to #3. The victim was the late Paul Welham.
The assassin recounts 'I got Welham! With talcum powder while he was on his mobile. I made the mistake of giving him the talcum powder (labelled "POISON", just for fun) as a consolation prize and he went on a rampage and powdered Danny Tillotson.'
Clearly Paul's reincarnate rampage has resulted in the murder of an innocent. Instead of reincarnating in the Police Force he is the first to be placed on the Wanted List - Valid target for all players and it is the duty of the police to hunt him down with a weapon of your choice from the guidelines. Let's make this good.
The assassin recounts 'I got Welham! With talcum powder while he was on his mobile. I made the mistake of giving him the talcum powder (labelled "POISON", just for fun) as a consolation prize and he went on a rampage and powdered Danny Tillotson.'
Clearly Paul's reincarnate rampage has resulted in the murder of an innocent. Instead of reincarnating in the Police Force he is the first to be placed on the Wanted List - Valid target for all players and it is the duty of the police to hunt him down with a weapon of your choice from the guidelines. Let's make this good.
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